Last week when Bug and I pulled into the driveway after coming home from the gym, she noticed that, yet again, we have another package on the porch. After I freed her from her car seat she starts jumping up and down and says, "Look, Mama! Another package! Another package! Open it, open it!" I tell her, "no" and start to bring everything in.
Bug: "Why not, Mama?"
DM: "I'm not going to do it now"
Bug: "Let's open it. I want to see it!"
DM: "Nope."
Bug: "Why not?"
DM: "I think Santa uses Amazon and there might be presents in there."
Bug: (In an awed hushed whisper) "Santa uses Amazon?"
Bug: (with squeals of delight) "SANTA USES AMAZON!!!! YEAH, SANTA USES AMAZON"
Well it cured her curiosity. She no longer asks to open the packages, but every time a new one shows up on our porch, she says, "Santa uses Amazon." :)